Look i dont sugar coat things. It has been a long time since there has been an update on my website or for my career. There is little to tell to be honest… just a sea of the same venues and same jokes for far too long. I dont know how to shake it off (yes I just wrote that) but im trying.

Hopefully in the next few months I can get some footage I can be happy with. I have multiple tapings in the can but none have been great. None have been a set I was super proud of. Its weird i have released 8 other specials and never had these thoughts. Maybe it is time I think about retiring. I often have dreams of beign a costco cart monkey but seriously (phil collins ref there) google would stop me getting that job.

SO what is a bitter 54 year old dude to to. I know go on another tour selling half ass suck and fuck jokes to keep the slight decline going. If I can just squeeze 11 more years out of this game I can retire with a shotgun in my hand and a fake rolex on my arm. Wait how expensive are shot gun shells now? What do i do with all these FUCKY hats?

new updates coming soon and tour dates are now current

Please check out all the dates for the fall tour. I am going to record some of the shows for a future release so all 4 of you waiting can have something by the end of the year

RankNVile is coming back in November for two shows and possible more. If you know of somewhere that wants us hit me up.

Beauty and the Beast might be doing a few shows on Alberta in November as well. I am going to do the comedy clubs in Alberta for the first time in a long time so come out.

Comedy Tour Dates HERE

this is the tour poster for the rest of the year with special dates on the east coast in october and alberta in november. Got a venue get in touch. Im going down swinging

Well the year started off with a bang of me doing 8 provinces and driving though 5 US states in the month of January. I am selling so many hats after shows its like i am no longer a comic but a hat pimp. Hey it keeps me doing this thing we call comedy.

Its a grind even 32 years in…. still booking my own shows and making my own money. if you want me to play your town or place send me an email

peeabit@hotmail.com

see you on the road in may 2024

#jesuisFucky

Sitting in another airport … in thunder bay… I brag I brag. 6 hrs to kill thinking of killing my career. Lots to report

Three more legs of Beauty and the Beast comedy tour. Check tour dates we are coming to BC AB NFLD and ON. I am doing some solo shows in comedy clubs across ontario in Dec.

My goal is to have a new album out by the end of the year. It will be called Beating a Dead Horse. Why? Half of the record will be old stories from my first few specials and the second half over 30 minutes of new stuff. I know what you are thinking “Why are u rerecording your shit fuckface who do you think you are Def Leppard?” Well yes and no.

I hate to be honest but albums and specials are no longer about sales but plays on XM and other outlets. My first two comedy specials audio were not good enough quality so I am rerecording them with pro sound so it can get out there. Plus I have added stuff to the stories and have deader eyes while telling them. Its a win win for everyone. This will be my 9th release (8th official if you dont count a bootleg I did in the 2000’s). I am also not writing material at the same speed cause i hate to say it doesn’t matter as much any more. Its all tik tok content less then 2 minutes of calling people assholes in the audience. Not my bag or rodeo. I am not against crowd work i get it just not my bag.

BEAUTY AND THE BEAST 3.0 ONTARIO

lisabakercomedy.com/shows for tickets

Sept 21st – Kitchener ON – Lancaster Smokehouse

Sept 22nd – Corunna ON – Two Water Brewing 

Sept 23rd – London ON – Forked River Brewing

Sept 24th – Fergus ON – Goofie Newfie PUB

Sept 27th – Alban ON – Dee Dee’s Diner

Sept 28th – Pembroke – ON Lasso Live

Sept 29/30 Carlton place ON Final Score Sports Bar

Oct 1st – Kingston ON – Overtime Sports Bar 

SOLO DATES

Oct 7th – Flato Theatre 

Oct 11th – Sananichton BC – Category 12 Brewing 

Oct 13th – Nanaimo BC – Terminal Bar

Oct 14th – Victoria BC – Hecklers

Oct 19th – Sioux Lookout ON – Legion

Oct 20th – Dryden ON – Legion

Oct 21st – Thunder Bay ON – Atmos

Oct 28th – London ON – Wolf Theatre 

Nov 4th –  Cornwall ON – Aultsville Theatre   

BEAUTY AND THE BEAST 3.0 NEWFOUNDLAND

lisabakercomedy.com/shows for tickets

Nov 9th – Stephenville – Brown Derby Lounge

Nov 10th – Bishop’s Falls – Knights of Columbus

Nov 11th – Cow Head – Shallow Bay Motel

Nov 12th – Cormack – Crooked Feeder Brewing Co.

Nov 14th – Colliers – Oasis Lounge

Nov 15th – Carmanville – Four Winds Lounge

Nov 16th – Gander – The Gander Elks Lodge #310

Nov 17th – Mount Pearl – Tols

Nov 18th – Brigus – Royal Canadian Legion Branch 65

Nov 19th – Bay Bulls – Arbour 

Nov 23-Dec 3 – Beauty and the Beast Alberta 

Dec 6-Dec 10 – Beauty and the Beast Ontario XMAS Shows 

SOLO DATES

Dec 14-16 – Niagara Falls ON – Yuk Yuks

Dec 22-23 – Burlington ON – Yuk Yuks

Dec 29-30 – Oshawa ON – Yuk Yuks

Another tour another dollar bitches. What do you get when you put fiercely independant comics Lisa Baker and moi. A tour that is gonna smack you in the face with wit charm and dirty words. All shows are $25. You can either go to my tour dates page for links or lisabakercomedy.com/shows.