One show left in good ol monkey town
Last night I received a partial standing ovation. A few people stood up..to be honest I think they had to go to the bathroom.
“he is funny I have to poopy”
I had done an hour which is a long time to yell fuck you at a crowd. Lots of comics get standing ovations but try and get one by pushing the buttons of a crowd. Ain’t so easy fuckface
The first show went well but there was a woman who kept saying
“This is too stressfull…..I can’t hadle how stressful this is”
I wondered if the friday crowd would be good but after the standing ovation I thought ok they get it. Then something really weird happened. I don’t beleive in encores. I think they are lame to be honest. I said all I wanted to say in the hour and that is enough. Compared to most comics I give alot when it comes to the physical and mental commitment to the show. When I leave the stage…I am spent..I am done.
The MC for the evening is a very very funny comic and I never told him about my NO ENCORES stance so he asked the crowd if they wanted more. So as I make my way to the stage and people sit down I see some tables run for the door and it was the fucking funniest thing I ever saw. Ten people hunched over trying to get the fuck out of there by any means necessary.
“don’t look him in the eye he will bite our face”
July 31st, 2007 at 12:30 am
As one of the folks responsible for the standing “O”, I could tell there was some reluctance to get up for an extra bit.
You should have bitten Tim’s face. =)