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So this is the section of people who just wanted to spread the hate in the old guestbook. No email wars… no return emails at all. I hope you enjoy it:

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Darren you are a little bitch, I want to chew your arms off and fuck you with them.

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I caught your show in Ottawa Jan 10/04. Great show. 2 days later I am still sore from laughing so hard. Just what we needed to start out the New Year.

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Which sucks cancer-ridden balls more, these spammers or Darren’s “comedy act” ?? While it is very fucking close, Darren wins ! Open wide, monkey boy!

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Part II Darren, please hurry up and get the ass or ball cancer. I would at least like to say you made me laugh once! I’m pretty sure you’re ass collapsing will be the laugh I am looking for. Rot in Hell, lil’ Darren Frost ! Love, as always, Barkass

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Hey Fuckface ! Long time, no shitty comedy act. Well, I see that genital wart, The Buzzard, gave you the fucking bad idea to come out your hiatus and try comedy again. At least we won’t have to hear any new jokes from you. Well, if you haven’t caught Darren’s “act” since 1982, the jokes are “new to you”. (end of part 1)

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Liz, you’re a slutty whore. I’m gonna tell mom on you!! Stop following me around or I won’t play those tub games that you love so much ANYMORE!! Sorry everybody, pre-teens can be such a handfull sometimes…. DF now I see you are playing PVC sunday. I shoulda known. Ready to face the world again, freed of the glue-addiction, is that it?? Welcome back, you butt-pirate.

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DF: Are my prayers answered? Have you died or retired? Did I miss an announcement? Maybe there really is a God. If its true, somebody tell me so I can stop dropping by & go to tell That Canadian Guy what a sac-snacker he is. He makes you look good. Almost. Who fills the void left by your absence? I saw a mongo chase a butterfly down the road recently, lurching, groaning & drooling, he was about as funny as you ever were & the physical resemblance is uncanny, so I nominate him.

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FUCK YOU AMY !!! AND FUCK ALL YOU OTHER SPAMMERS !! This board is for the sole purpose of telling Darren Frost how much he sucks cancer-riden balls. Some of us have had the misfortune of hearing his lil’ stories and felling like we were completely ripped off our $5 bucks. Unless you something shitty to say, say nothing !! And fuck you, AGAIN ! Love, Barkass

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well fuck you too barkass. you should be ashamed of yourself for being darren’s only high school friend. hell, if i’m embarassed that i fucked your little sister. you should be just about ready to jump off a bridge…

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Hey i hate you, So you finally decide to get your head out of your cellmate’s ass and say something. Too bad it’s the same old drivel, just like Darren’s little “act”. If I didn’t hate Darren more than life itself, then I would hate you the most. You’re only second, which still makes you a loser. I hope Darren get ass cancer and I hope your cellmate gets ball cancer on both balls, so your lefty holding the (empty) bag. Fuck yous all !!

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Frost – you still suck ass. I continue to wish ass-cancer upon you. And your little friend Barkass too. You have got to be the most stupid, lame fucking excuse for a comic that i’ve ever seen. Everyone hates you. Why don’t you die? uncanny, so I nominate him.

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Hi Darren, Just wanted to take a moment out of my busy day to remind you how badly you SUCK as a “comedian”. In fact I’d like to sue you for false advertising, but we both know that you’ve yet to make a cent from this whole comedy business that you’ve been wasting your time & your dignity with, so what the hell would be the point?

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Hey Fuckface What happened to all the hate that lived out here Did everyone give up after seeing your dumb commercials and realizing what a corporate whore you really are Was www.corporatewhore.com taken so your had to use www.comedywhore.com instead ? If so, that’s the only fucking funny thing you ever did. I hope you soon become a Uniball !!

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Hey Darren, I really enjoyed your shows at Niagra College and Brock University… you rocked! Keep it up, funny stuff! shane ogden

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Con’t. If I hear that fucking Lite-Brite story one more fucking time, I’m gonna shove my head up your ass and eat your fucking heart out. The only thing stopping me is knowing how happy you’ll be as your heart beats for the last time, having realized your ultimate rimjob fantasy. Start your enema, douche bag !!

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Hey Fuckface and all you other rectal warts out there. Darren, I have wished you a painful death from the first moment I saw your “comedy” act. I mean, you need to make a living and their aren’t enough travelling carnivals around to support such a freak of nature as yourself, but try something your good at and save the rest of us from your pathetic childhood stories.

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Where’s that “Rectal Rubba” who said I suck ? The Buzzard sucks, even more than Darren’s shitty act, but me, fuck that shit. By the way, your credit card was rejected, so you can’t call 1-900-telegay until yo’ mama give you some mo’ money. Hey Darren, wasn’t Nikki Payne funny a couple of Sunday’s ago at PVC ? You normally suck balls, but after follwoing her, you had more flop sweat than you get before a trip to the proctologist. Oh, the anticipation…… Later, fuckface

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Darren you’re a real rim-tickler of a comedian. Ever thought about just giving up on this whole comedy thing? I mean, it’s just not working out for you, is it? I hope you die from the bug, and slowly too.

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Great page!! i think its great i can actually say ” i knew darren when”/… he probably doesnt remember me but i worked wiht him at a dinky little movie theatre in his home town. oh the times we had…. ok time we had .. ok i am lying.. we had no times but hell you were a great guy anyway and i am not just sucking up cuz your sooooooooooooooo FAMOUS now…:) any chance of you coming to town and performing??? maybe putting some of those goofballs from high school in there place????

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Great. Not only is darren back in business, but those wanker pulling morons buzzard and barkass are back. I bet those poor bastards quit their 1-900-telegay jobs just waiting for this guestbook to come back. Great show in Prince George Darren. I know the rest of this mountain hippies might not have enjoyed the show, but what can you expect from people who like to watch gay elk screw themselves silly

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Well, Jesus Christ on the Cross, the midget hack is back ! I figured lil’ Darren took down the old guestbook cause it hurt his lil’ feelings… What did you do, Darren ? Stretch out in your dresser draw and cry yourself to sleep. And what’s this ? He’s actually promoting gigs ? Wow! Well, the “Monkey Boy Maurader is taking his act on the road. Lock up yer livestock, unless they’re on the pill…

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Darren, have you explained to the comedy clubs on your tour that you may have to cancel your upcoming shows on short notice, if the cops manage to make enough progress in their search for the High Park Groper?? Hahaha I’m sure both your fans would be disappointed. Thanks for giving me the chance to publically hate you some more, you grotesque little hairy retard!!